POLITICS FOR BEGINNERS

SOCIALISM

You have two cows - you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have two cows - the government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM

You have two cows - the government takes both and shoots you.

CAPITALISM

You have two cows - you sell one and buy a bull.

TRADE UNIONISM

They take away your cows away, shoot one, milk the other and throw the milk away!1

MORAL

Don't have anything to do with cows , they only bring you trouble